Holy Large Coffee Table
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LIQUID CHROME
$800.00
A relic disguised as furniture — the Holy Coffee Table was summoned from beneath sanctified ruins. Its brutal, curved geometry channels forgotten rites, sculpted in fiberglass and bathed in four cursed skins: Liquid Chrome, Devil’s Blood, Hell Frost, and Black Tar. Designed in Los Angeles, this altar is not for coffee — it's for communion with the abyss.
Measurements: H 28cm x W 76cm x L 90
Care Guide
Material: Handcrafted fiberglass
Finish: Durable painted coating (matte/glossy depending on style)
Cleaning:
- Use a soft, damp microfiber cloth for regular wipe-downs.
- For grime or buildup, mix mild soap with warm water—dab gently.
- Avoid harsh cleaners, bleach, or anything abrasive (they’ll dull or chip the paint).
Care Tips:
- Keep out of direct sun for long periods—UV can fade painted finishes.
- Never drag—lift to move and protect the base from scuffing.
- Use felt pads under accessories to avoid micro-scratches.
LIQUID CHROME CARE GUIDE
Liquid Chrome Care Guide
The Liquid Chrome finish is sacred and must be treated like a relic from another world. To preserve its sinister shine:
- Dust regularly with a soft, dry microfiber cloth — no rough cloths, no paper towels.
- For deeper cleaning, use a damp microfiber with only water — avoid all chemicals or abrasives.
- Never drag sharp objects across the surface; the chrome can scar like flesh.
- Avoid direct sunlight for prolonged periods to protect the finish’s dark energy.
- If scratched, seek professional refinishing — do not attempt to repair yourself.
Protect your relic. Keep its power eternal.