The Moon Coffee table

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LIQUID CHROME
$850.00

Forged from the wreckage of fallen worlds, The Moon Coffee Table is shaped in fiberglass and finished in four cursed forms: Liquid Chrome, Devil’s Blood, Hell Frost, and Black Tar. Split into twin relics, this set drags the cold weight of forgotten gods into your space — silent, eternal, and merciless. Designed in Los Angeles for those who summon chaos, not peace.

Measurements: 

  • Half Moon: H 40cm x W 34.21 x L 99.62
  • Cylinder Moon: H 65cm x 30cm x L 30cm

Material: Handcrafted fiberglass
Finish: Durable painted coating (matte/glossy depending on style)

Cleaning:

  • Use a soft, damp microfiber cloth for regular wipe-downs.
  • For grime or buildup, mix mild soap with warm water—dab gently.
  • Avoid harsh cleaners, bleach, or anything abrasive (they’ll dull or chip the paint).

Care Tips:

  • Keep out of direct sun for long periods—UV can fade painted finishes.
  • Never drag—lift to move and protect the base from scuffing.
  • Use felt pads under accessories to avoid micro-scratches.

Liquid Chrome Care Guide
The Liquid Chrome finish is sacred and must be treated like a relic from another world. To preserve its sinister shine:

  • Dust regularly with a soft, dry microfiber cloth — no rough cloths, no paper towels.
  • For deeper cleaning, use a damp microfiber with only water — avoid all chemicals or abrasives.
  • Never drag sharp objects across the surface; the chrome can scar like flesh.
  • Avoid direct sunlight for prolonged periods to protect the finish’s dark energy.
  • If scratched, seek professional refinishing — do not attempt to repair yourself.

Protect your relic. Keep its power eternal.